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Disasterpiece: They Can't All Be Winners

by Swamp Ass

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Brian Parker If you like to listen to your collection on Shuffle, and have an adventurous ear, some Swamp Ass is essential! The sample grabs your attention, then the GRIND punches you in the face! Favorite track: Bringing Piss to a Shit-Fight.

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Viktor Forsberg Holy hell... I fucking love this!! I just wanna grab a frying pan and bash my own brains in 🥴

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Limited Edition Cassette - ARTIST COPIES ONLY!
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Dear god. Here is this abomination of music, that absolutely no one asked for. Own one of these final four copies of this album and brag to your friends (if you have any) about how cool you are because you have Swamp Ass!

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	1.	The Final Days of the Human Race 01:58		buy track
	2.	Baptized in Chunder 00:43		buy track
	3.	Testicular Immolation 00:40		buy track
	4.	The Amber Heard Song 00:36		buy track
	5.	Horny for Eye Sockets 00:16		buy track
	6.	This "Song" has "Vocals" 00:32		buy track
	7.	Dinner Time in the Morgue 00:22		buy track
	8.	Rhymes with Cock 00:32		buy track
	9.	Teabagged to Death 00:21		buy track
	10.	Moist Beaver 00:28		buy track
	11.	Violence is Golden 00:28		buy track
	12.	Groovin' on Twelve 00:20		buy track
	13.	There is no God 00:31		buy track
	14.	That Salad Needs a-Tossin' 00:31		buy track
	15.	Courtney Love and the American Flag 00:28		buy track
	16.	Appetite for Corprolite Pt. I 01:03		buy track
	17.	Appetite for Corprolite Pt. II 00:39		buy track
	18.	Jerking Off to Dead Bodies 00:21		buy track
	19.	Pussy Eating Contest 00:21		buy track
	20.	The Canadian Backwoods Massacre 00:31		buy track
	21.	Neutered to Oblivion 00:14		buy track
	22.	I Smoke Too Much Weed 00:36		buy track
	23.	Decapitated for Aesthetics 00:14		buy track
	24.	Fuck! I'm Dead 00:06		buy track
	25.	A Dumb Tribute to Iron Maiden 01:43		buy track
	26.	Pig Swill 00:33		buy track
	27.	Circus Clown Circlejerk 00:16		buy track
	28.	Buggered with a Fishfork 00:29		buy track
	29.	Let's Have Big Fun Today 00:31		buy track
	30.	Human Splatter Chewing Tabacco 00:48		buy track
	31.	Absinthe and Formaldehyde 00:33		buy track
	32.	Painting with Feces 00:27		buy track
	33.	America's Most Violently Hilarious Home Videos 00:25		buy track
	34.	What Do People Say About Me? 00:28		buy track
	35.	Chainsaw up the Ass 00:32		buy track
	36.	I Feel Triggered 00:37		buy track
	37.	Give me Beer or Give me Death 00:18		buy track
	38.	Puking Out the Car Window at 80mph 00:24		buy track
	39.	Launched into a Woodchipper 00:35		buy track
	40.	The World is Shit 00:21		buy track
	41.	A Big Fucking Problem 00:20		buy track
	42.	Mulched into Fertilizer 00:20		buy track
	43.	Necrophilia Sex Party 00:25		buy track
	44.	The Most Annoying Song in the World 00:12		buy track
	45.	Bathing in Witch Piss 00:40		buy track
	46.	Ass Play with Unusual Things 00:28		buy track
	47.	You Won't Believe It 00:27		buy track
	48.	Mangled Genitalia Salad 00:16		buy track
	49.	Raped by Zombies 00:43		buy track
	50.	The Reek of Extinction 01:36		buy track
	51.	Forbidden from Heaven, Not Wanted in Hell 01:14		buy track
	52.	Enlisting for a Fisting 00:32		buy track
	53.	Cum on Eileen 00:25		buy track
	54.	Shatner Panties 00:46		buy track
	55.	I Wish My Girl was as Dirty as My Car 00:20		buy track
	56.	Force-fed from a Sewer 00:24		buy track
	57.	My Cream Always Rises 00:39		buy track
	58.	Hooker Bath 00:21		buy track
	59.	Roach Joint for Breakfast 00:37		buy track
	60.	Orgasm During Rigor Mortis 00:31		buy track
	61.	Firecracker Suppository 00:17		buy track
	62.	Facefucked by the Ugly Stick 00:14		buy track
	63.	Bukkake Hockey 00:27		buy track
	64.	Three Types of People 00:43		buy track
	65.	Dick Caught in Electrified Chicken Wire 00:25		buy track
	66.	Guitarded 00:35		buy track
	67.	Apex Sexual Predator 00:25		buy track
	68.	Turned On by Car Crashes 00:55		buy track
	69.	Bring On the 69 00:20		buy track
	70.	Fuck like a Priest 00:35		buy track
	71.	Plastic Surgery Nightmare 00:21		buy track
	72.	Dump Enters Mouth 00:36		buy track
	73.	Evil Twin Growing Out of My Crotch 01:14		buy track
	74.	Bringing Piss to a Shit-Fight 01:09		buy track
	75.	Old Man on a Pussy Crawl 00:42		buy track
	76.	Literally Shitting Bricks 00:37		buy track
	77.	Nailing You, Wishing You Were Your Mom 00:29		buy track
	78.	Sounds Like Loud Garbage 00:29		buy track
	79.	This Album is Just Unorganized Drivel 00:21		buy track
	80.	Free Blowjobs at the Foodbank 00:31		buy track
	81.	I'm Bangin' Your Immediate Ex-Girlfriend 00:20		buy track
	82.	Tweaker and the Junkyman 00:44		buy track
	83.	Time to Sweep up the Shit the Opening Band Left on Stage 00:43		buy track
	84.	On a Killing Spree with Elvis 00:24		buy track
	85.	Who Here's a Red-Headed Stepchild? 00:09		buy track
	86.	Alpha Male Jackoff 01:01		buy track
	87.	Clam-Slam my Face 00:21		buy track
	88.	Roman Sex Gods 00:20		buy track
	89.	Pissing Concentrated Acid 00:35		buy track
	90.	Can You Shut the Fuck Up Please? 00:16		buy track
	91.	When No One has the Heart to Tell You Your Band Sucks 00:51		buy track
	92.	See You Next Tuesday 00:27		buy track
	93.	Fiends with Benefits 00:18		buy track
	94.	Upsetting Your Children 00:18		buy track
	95.	Complete Dumpster Fire 00:43		buy track
	96.	Kill by Fear and Be Ravenous 01:06		buy track
	97.	Under the Threat of a Fatal Beating 00:17		buy track
	98.	Alcoholic White Trash 00:29		buy track
	99.	Living is Killing Me 00:18		buy track
	100.	Love Letter to Death 01:08		buy track

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released March 13, 2023

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